So Oprah inspires a woman while pulling on her pantyhose she cut off to wear open toe shoes on her show. The woman goes on to create SPANKS hose with no foot bottoms and only $5000 in her pocket. Next, the sales take off. We hear these pantyhose takes 8 hours to make with love and care. Within 1 year she accrues 100 million in sales and gets to meet her one and only, Oprah. Oprah is feeling jaded. “Darn it, that’s my idea,” but the woman surprises her with a 1 million dollar donation for schools in Africa. Now that’s a fairytale story only made in Oprahville. I love it!!! And– of course, Oprah had no idea she would be issued 1 million.