Get the flying tree out of here right now! Wait until you hear this news.

Silly man was yawning and a seed from a tree blew into his mouth with the wind. Of course, he swallowed it and don’t ask me why, but a few months later, he reported pains and a limp on his body. The story goes that he was xrayed and that bump was an actual tree with roots growing on a man’s lungs. I told you trees were humans. Poor things. Some folks just didn’t turn out like we humans. We should all be grateful that we aren’t human trees.  I mean look at your arms folks and fingers and legs and toes. You look like a tree. The stomp is your torso and the hair on your head were once  leaves.  I am just passing the information on. Don’t get TESTY with me!

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